The difference of Male And Female

Five reason to believe computers are female

1: No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

2: The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3: The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you dont know why I am mad at you,then I am certainly not going to tell you."

4: Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

5: As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Five reason to believe computers are Male

1: They have a lot of data,but are still clueless.

2: They are supposed to help you solve problems,but half the time they are the problem.

3: In order to get their attention,you have to turn them on.

4: Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

5: As soon as you commit to one,you realize that if you had waited a little longer,you could have obtained a better model.