You know you are an active internet surfer when...

1: Your bookmarks take 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

2: You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.

3: All of your friends have an @ in their names.

4: You have already visited all the links at Yahoo! and you are halfway through MSN.

5: You check your mail.It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

6: Your phone bill is delivered in a box.

7: You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

8: The last girl you picked up was only jpeg.

9: You forget what year it is.

10: You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited"